Sunday, January 29, 2012

Peace of mind


Peace of mind is only achieved when you let go of the desire to please everyone and to have everyone like you. Some people will love you, but some will hate your guts and others will just never get to know you. 
As long as your conscience is clear, breathe, let it be and smile.






Until next time,
A.M.D
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A Hot Valentine

I just overheard a conversation about what girls want for Valentine's day. Here's my two cents. The best Valentine's day present for your girlfriend is not flowers or a box of chocolates or a teddy bear that says "I love you" when you squeeze its belly. The best present for Valentine is also not that expensive watch or perfume. Not even a cruise to Italy (we all know how these end…).

What you should get your girlfriend this V day is pepper spray!

Yes, you read that right.

We live in a dangerous world and someone somewhere is getting killed, raped, robbed every minute of the day. Chances are something like it is happening somewhere close to you. People are getting assaulted on the streets, at home, at work, heck even in bathroom stalls.
Do not let your girlfriend be the next victim. Act now! SHOW her you care this V day with some pepper spray, and be sure to also TELL her you care, in words, while batting your eyes. Guaranteed to melt her heart because just one spray, keeps the bad guy away!

TERMS AND CONDITIONS:

Valid not only for girlfriends but anyone you want to never see hurt. Highly applicable also for moms, sisters, girl friends, girl cousins but restrictions apply. It is recommended that you stay within the female gender when giving pepper spray as a present. If you are a daring soul you can attempt to give pepper spray to your male buddies, accompanied by a corny speech about how much they mean to you, however I assume no responsibility for the ridiculing that will follow you for the rest of your life. Effective only for non-gold diggers. Excellence points awarded if you volunteer to test the pepper spray on yourself to make sure it works before you give it as a present! Magnificence points if you can find a pepper spray shaped like a heart.

Until next time,
A.M.D
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Monday, January 23, 2012

Texting like a boss

You know that moment when you realize that you just texted an inside joke to the wrong number? And that wrong number is your old boss who happens to have the same first name as the friend for whom the text was actually intended?

This is the face I make at moments like that:
(sorry captain)



But then, the moment when boss responds with an inside joke from work that still relates to the inside joke you sent by mistake, at those moments I realize I love my life, and therefore I look much like the following:

(Tehe)

A shout-out to all awesome bosses.



Until next time,
A.M.D
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Saturday, January 21, 2012

It's kind of an awkward story: the curse

I walked into the city library today to return a few books. And there was Mr. R.

Mr. R, whose last name I can't remember now, is a guy in his 70's who works at the library's "Book Store n' More" where I volunteered for a summer a few years ago. He is always there, he is pretty much the owner of that place, except he doesn't get any money. Well, he and I share a few things beyond just selling books together.

I was 14 at the time. I barely spoke any English, 3 weeks after I moved to the U.S. I thought I should do something with my time so I signed up to volunteer at the library that summer. When I first met him he seemed like the nicest person in the world. But at the saying goes, people are nice until you get to know them.

Mr. R somewhat fits the profile that you expect to have on a Criminal Minds episode. He had been living alone all his life. Never married, no kids, I don't remember exactly what job he had had before he retired but I remember he was fairly rich and had donated a bunch of money to build the bookstore where he volunteered his time now. As I worked with him I started to see some weird habits. Most old people have their own way of doing things and do not like the youth to mess up their regiment, I understand that, but this guy could really have OCD. From the positioning of the signs on the window sill to how each book should be placed in the bag after a customer paid for it, to undoing his shoelaces and redoing them just for fun. Probably the weirdest thing about him was how often he sanitized his hands though. I remember he had this gallon-size hand sanitizer below the register that he used after EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION. Ok, money is really dirty and full of microbial species, but that is too much!

Then I started noticing some weird behavior around me. I don't remember in detail how this started but I remember him touching my hand as he was "training" me on the cash register. I thought "no biggie, just an accident". But this happened a few times. I started to also notice some awkward glances and then he started hugging me every time as I was about to leave. Then one day the hug turned into a cheek kiss, a sloppy, wet, old-man cheek kiss, and it was then that I thought "Crap, there is something abnormal here". Even in Europe where everybody kisses everybody this would be creepy. I was more disgusted than scared that he would do something to me.

And this is when I started to do everything I could to avoid him as much as possible. I would run away as fast as I could and not linger when saying "bye, have a nice day". I would try to stay as far away from him physically as I could when we were in the store together, which wasn't too easy considering that the store is small and 3/4 of it is occupied by large book cases. Luckily for me it was near the end of the summer so I told them that once school started I wouldn't be able to volunteer anymore.

So that is how that ended. (I should have probably mentioned this to someone at the time but I didn't, I just thought, "whooh, glad that's over with". Luckily, I was the last volunteer student at the bookstore as it turns out, and they do background checks on employees anyway, so I thought there was no danger). But it wasn't exactly completely over. I would see Mr. R almost every time I went into the library to just pick up books, after I quit working there, so I stopped going to the library for a while. He would somehow always come of out his little whole at the right time and would run into me and say hi and give me awkward glances and hugs.

There have been only a few times that I have been in the library that I haven't seen him. I swear, he must be able to smell me every time I walk into that library door. It happened today too.
I saw from my car that he was in the store so as I walked in I turned my head the other way at the entrance to try to avoid him. But it was too late. He had already seen me and was walking in my direction. I sped up before he had come out and ran into the ladies room which luckily is near the entrance. I stayed there a few minutes then went about my business.

I feel bad that I hid in the bathroom just so I wouldn't have to talk to this lonely old man who has no one in this world. But he is creepy and icky...

Although I think I have in a way paid for not being so nice to the creepy old guy. It's as if Mr. R may have "cursed" me with this weird thing with older guys. Well others were not as old as him, and not generally disgusting, but they were and older than me and all PhDs. It was J.S then S.R then M.M then S.R again and then the whole series of D.S, R.L, T.T and L.R from whom I luckily got away at the right time. Oh and the half-German half-Indian guy from my old lab whose name I can't remember for the life of me. This list is too long to be just random. But I believe this curse is now "broken".

Also, in case you were wondering the picture is a drawing of a "creepy old man", and the source is allaboutdrawings.com.


Until next time,
A.M.D
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Friday, January 20, 2012

Women: some food for thought



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"Strong is what we make each other,
Until we are all strong together, 
a strong woman is a woman strongly afraid."
By Margie Piercy

Margie Piercy is a brilliant lady. I didn't want to copy-paste the whole poem, so here are only the last few lines, probably the most powerful ones in the poem. It's definitely worth 5 minutes of your time to read, whatever age, gender, ethnicity you belong. Click here to get the whole poem.



I remember my exact reaction to this poem the first time I read it. I started reading it fairly quickly at first. Then by the 6th line I slowed down. I rested my head on my palm and sat
 deeper into my chair as that automatic lump started to create in my throat and I felt my face heating up. I swallowed and kept reading. And I kept playing this game of fighting what my body really wanted to do. It was hitting too close home.

This is some really good writing ladies and gents who may be reading this. So go read it. It might give you a better understanding of yourself if you're a female or of the females in your life if you're a man. 

Until next time,
A.M.D
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